More Evidence that People are, in fact, Insane
While grocery shopping tonight I came across this sight...
This floor to ceiling
pretzel display took up half of the snack area of the
store. And nearby? One brand of vinegar and salt
chips, two brands of corn chips and two brands of
cheesy puffs. But obviously, I am missing something
when it comes to pretzels because when it comes to
pretzels, my neighbors obviously want some choices.
And what choices! Straight, round, thin, fat. What is
so funny about this to me is that they are all
PRETZEL flavored! Why are there so damn many
different kinds of pretzels? They all essentially
taste the same.
I don’t know what invisible market forces have crated
this absurd display, but I’ll tell you this: no good
can come from it.

